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“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”

“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”

“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”

“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”

“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”

“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”

“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”

“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”

“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.

“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.

“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”

“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.

“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“I’d hit that 1895 times.”

“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”

“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”

“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”

noordzee: Drawn after that bit in A Scandal in Belgravia where Mycroft mentions Sherlockâ€™sâ€¦ original aspiration in life. Itâ€™s rather scribblyâ€¦. I still wasnâ€™t all that great at drawing the characters as adults, much less children, and I was

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.

â€œYou donâ€™t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€

â€œYou donâ€™t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€

â€œI promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean Iâ€™ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€

â€œIâ€™m so good with women, I donâ€™t just get their phone numbers… I get their phones.â€

â€œIf you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€

Lara Pulver playing Irene Adler from “Sherlock” Season 02 Episode 01 “A Scandal in Belgravia”. Download 1920x1080 image here.

hiddleshasthegiggles: kaster-borous: AAAAAAH. I THOUGHT OF THIS. EXACTLY THIS IN THE THEATRE WHEN LOKI SAID IT. FEEEEEELS. Saw Avengers on Saturday, then A Scandal In Belgravia on PBS on Sunday and these two totally converged in my brain

erosart: Irene Sleeps Over, illustration by George C. ClarkThis recent life drawing reminded me of the actress who played Irene Adler in the BBC Sherlock movie A Scandal in Belgravia. I found the Baker Street wallpaper online and added it to create

bealli62: youcantsaymylastname: mor-iarty: Just noticed this in A Scandal in Belgravia, during the Christmas party when Sherlock is deducing the present in Molly’s bag for her ‘boyfriend’ and John knows straight away it’s for Sherlock and

bealli62: youcantsaymylastname: mor-iarty: Just noticed this in A Scandal in Belgravia, during the Christmas party when Sherlock is deducing the present in Molly’s bag for her ‘boyfriend’ and John knows straight away it’s for Sherlock and

bewilderedscarlet: I just love that in Scandal in Belgravia, apparently Mycroft was like, Hm, I need Sherlock and John Watson at once. FETCH THEM IMMEDIATELY. And then someone told him that John was out of London and Mycroft has decided that it is so

bealli62: youcantsaymylastname: mor-iarty: Just noticed this in A Scandal in Belgravia, during the Christmas party when Sherlock is deducing the present in Molly’s bag for her ‘boyfriend’ and John knows straight away it’s for Sherlock and

dammitsandor:↳ quote from sherlock 02.01, a scandal in belgravia“when a woman thinks that her house is on fire, her instinct is at once to rush to the thing which she values most. it is a perfectly overpowering impulse […]” (a scandal in

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